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Feet of Clay

Death List 19.1

Definitely died - on page

• A beggar - got drunk, shanghaied aboard a merchantman bound for strange & foreign parts, met lots of young ladies who didn't wear many clothes and eventually died from stepping on a tiger (pg 9/12)
• Father Tubelcek - had his head smashed in (pg 10/14)
• Mr Hopkinson - beaten to death with a loaf of dwarf bread (pg 18/26)
• Mr Carey - had his neck broken (pg 257/369-370)

Definitely died - off page (ie referred to by someone)

• Corporal Nobbs' grandmothers - he went to their funerals (pg 20,68/28-29,97-98)
• Edward St John de Nobbes, Earl of Ankh - died without issue (pg 40/57)
• 57 trolls - killed by B'hrian Bloodaxe with his Battle Bread at the Battle of Koom Valley (pg 43/62)
• M. Guillotin - died with his head on (pg 55/79)
• Colonel Shrapnel - not blown up (pg 55/79)
• Colonel Gatling - wasn't shot (pg 55/79)
• Sir William Blunt-Instrument - killed with a blunt instrument (pg 55/79)
• Sconner Nobbs - on his death bed (pg 71/102)
• A couple of thieves - found in the Shades with not a drop of blood left in their bodies (pg 87/125)
• 3 people - were beheaded (pg 155/223)
• Mrs Easy - poisoned, Vimes went to her funeral (pg 163,167/236,241)
• William Easy - poisoned, Vimes went to his funeral (pg 163,167/236,241)

Might have died

• The last man who made a height joke at Wee Mad Arthur's expense. No one knows what happened to him because he was never found (pg 175/252)

Death toll?

• Lord Rust shot his servants for putting his shoes the wrong way round (pg 14/20)
  
  
• The Cenotines died out through 500 years of waging some of the bloodiest wars on the continent (pg 91/131)
  
  
• General Tacticus was made King of Genua & promptly declared war on Ankh-Morpork (pg 158/227)
  
  
• The royal line of Genua died out through years of inbreeding (pg 158/227)

The Undead

• Dragon King of Arms - a vampire
• Mr Schleppel - a bogeyman
• 'Charlie' - a bogeyman
• Shlitzen - a bogeyman
• Mr Slant - a zombie
• Mr Bleakly - a vampire
• A vampire with very little common sense in the job selection department

The Golems

• Dibbuk - head smashed in with a drop hammer (pg 138/200)
• The golem who worked in the stonemasons yard - crushed under a two-ton block of lime (pg 150/216)
• The golem who worked at the docks - last seen in the river striding towards the sea (pg 150/216)
• The golem who worked at the timber merchants - sawed its own head off (pg 150/216)
• 3 golems - found smashed in the streets (pg 163/236)
• 4 (5?) more golems - had been smashed by others or taken their own lives (pg 178/257)
• Meshugah, the Golem King - had his head smashed in (pg 260/373)

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