From: rob@lspace.org (Robert Collier)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: *I* The Hedgehog Files II *H*
Date: 26 Jan 1996 21:02:59 -0000
In the dim and distant past (1994) Jimmy Brokaw discovered the common hedgehog and decided to bring them to the common folk, recently a few people have joined him...
Yes, this is the AFP Hedgehog Signature Collection
_____ _
|_ _| |__ ___ /////
| | | '_ \ / _ \ o__///////
| | | | | | __/ ___\///////___
|_| |_| |_|\___|
_ _ _ _
| | | | ___ __| | __ _ ___| |__ ___ __ _
| |_| |/ _ \/ _` |/ _` |/ _ \ '_ \ / _ \ / _` |
| _ | __/ (_| | (_| | __/ | | | (_) | (_| |
|_| |_|\___|\__,_|\__, |\___|_| |_|\___/ \__, |
|___/ |___/
_____ _ _
| ___(_) | ___ ___
\\\\\ | |_ | | |/ _ \/ __|
\\\\\\\__o | _| | | | __/\__ \
___\\\\\\\'/___ |_| |_|_|\___||___/
The original hedgehog signature
--
\\\\\ -------->jimmy@juggler.demon.co.uk<-----------
\\\\\\\__o Bringing hedgehogs to the common folk since 1994.
____\\\\\\\/___________________________________________________
<holyhorns>
Then there were two when Daniel became the first apostle
--
\\\\\ Daniel Smart.[+44 (171) 538 8421][dan@F1.telekurs.ch]
\\\\\\\__o dan@hegemon.demon.co.uk "echo f 0:0 FFFF 0 | debug"
____\\\\\\\'/__"If you've got a problem - stuff a worm in it" - Berk.
Worship Jimmy Brokaw. Join us & bring Hedgehogs to the Common Folk.
Others rushed to follow, but just could not get the details right...
--
\\\\\ E-mail David@zeras.demon.co.uk
\\\\\\\__. The trouble with doing something right the first time is
____\\\\\\\'/___is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
And some are just plain disgusting
--
\\\\\ ----->bastian@enterprise.mathematik.uni-essen.de<--------
\\\\\\\__o Bringing buggery to the common hedgehog since 1994.
____.\\\\\\░o__________________________________________________________
<http://enterprise.mathematik.uni-essen.de/~bastian/>
Lies! Lies! You known the ejog can't be buggered.
Here is the proof:
\\\\\ /////
\\\\\\\__o .__///////
__\\\\\\\'/_____\'///////___
\\\\\ \\\\\
\\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__.
__\\\\\\\'/_____\\\\\\\'/___
\\\\\ \\\\\
\\\\\\\__o\\\\\\\__.
___\\\\\\\'/_\\\\\\\'/______
\\\__o *OUCH!*
\\\\\+/\\\\\
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\__.
____\\\\\\_\\\\\\\'/________
I say I say I say, 5 hedghogs crossed the road...
\\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o _\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/_ Introducing traffic jams to the common hedgehog since 1995.
...and two got squashed
This hedgehog is a bit sick really, but Once I've got an idea in my head
I have to go along with it (there's only room for one at a time, you see).
//! !//
///! !///__o An Ex-Hedgehog
/////\___////'/
The phrase 'Mind that bus, what bus, splat' comes to mind.
--
-------->alan@doughnut.demon.co.uk<-----------------
Bringing squashed hedgehogs to British roads since 1994.
____\\\\=====/////____________________________________________________
Luckily they reproduce quickly
David Zeraschi <David@zeras.demon.co.uk>
--
\\\\\ \\\\\
\\\\__. \\\\__. \\\\__. \\\\\\\__. \\\\\\\__o
___\\\\'/___\\\\'/___\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___\\\\\\\'/___
Introducing families to the common hedgehog since 1995
And when children grow up they avenge the deaths of their parents...
--
-- -- \\\\\ ----------->simes@amdev.demon.co.uk<-----------
-- - \\\\\\\__o Bringing vengeance to the common hedgehog since 1995.
- -- \\\\\\\/ /| \_ "Drive faster! DRIVE FASTER!"
________@____@_____o---o_______________________________________________
Alan
--
O Avenging
h hedgehogs
- - - \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ with oversize
\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ B .sigs since
- - \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ u 96
\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ g
- - \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ g
\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ e
- \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ r
\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ ______ o !
- \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ O / ,-------,
\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ / ж ж_
- \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ / ж_______ж_\
________\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\_\\/_________________________ooo_____o_o
\\\\\\------\
\\\\\\\\-----/
\\\\\\\\\\\
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\__o
\\\\\\\\\\\ o/
\\\\\\\\\\\-/
Hows about this for a hedgehog, it is the quantum mutated battlefield
hedgehog, evolved to survive on todays modern battlefield.
This hedgehog appears to have regressed to the fifties.
--
//////\ -------->jimmy@juggler.demon.co.uk<-----------
\\\\\\\__o Bringing tedhogs to the common folk since 1994.
____\\\\\\\/___________________________________________________
> unholy trumpets <
And this one is aiming to be the first to die of lung cancer.
\\\\\
\\\\\\\___o
___\\\\\\\__/-'____
I don't know why I had an urge to insert an '_' and a '/'. Someone had to do
it I s'pose. I plead diminished responsibility m'lud. E'was arsking for it.
Mike.
For the hedgehog who has everything...
David Z. \\\\\ / Bringing laptop computers and \\\\\\\__o / internet access to the common \\\\\\\'/ =====/ hedgehog since 1995. ..and one seen on rec.arts.bodyart (the mind is boggling). >_____________________________________________________________________________ > > Algernon Faust > \\\\\ Algernon's Piercing Pagoda > \\\\\\\__. algernon@netcom.com >____\\\\\\\'/________________________________________________________________
The Mexican hairless:
--
,,,,, Don't forget to shave your hedgehog
,,,,,,,__o before buggering it!
___,,,,,,,'/_________________________________________
CyberCat <m.lanting@student.utwente.nl>--
(Both varieties)
"You don't like Crew Cuts? OK, I'll just shave off some more then..."
..... Don't forget to shave your hedgehog
.......__o before buggering it!
___.......'/_________________________________________
CyberCat <m.lanting@student.utwente.nl>
The Sausage hedghog:
\\\\\\\__o Hedgehachsund.
____\\\\\\\'/___________________________________________________
<wholly horny>
The Raceing hedghog
--
Toby Haynes - --- - ----- \\\\\ Hedgehogs on Speed
Somewhere in Cambridge - - - -- ---- \\\\\\\__o Bringing Hedgehogs to
- - --- ------- \\\\\\\'/ the common folk!
For further information on this .sig, please contact AFP for enlightenment.
How about the very rare Muraroa Hedgehog?
\\\\\
o_\\\\\\\__o
___\' \\\\\\'/___
Not, of course forgetting the Death of Hedgehogs....
\ \ \
\ \ \ \__o
_ _\ \ \ \ \0/_ _
Feel free to cabbage me if I've copied someone else's unwittingly
Gideon.
-- Hedgehog? \ |\ /| /
\\\\\ Cabbage!! \|\\\|///|/
\\\\\\\__o You figure it out. \\|\|/|//
____\\\\\\\'/__ \\\|///
Worship Yourself. And Hedgehogs.
o
| /|
|/ |
| o|
|\\\\
|\\\\\
|\\\\\\
|\\\\\\
|\\\\\
|\\\\
The extremely rare rotated hedgehog.
BTW. has anyone heard of vampire hedgehogs?
\\\\\
\\\\\\\__o
___\\\\\\\'/__
/Anders/HAndy/aandy
\\\\\ Ok then, in the name of patriotism (for all you ozzie people)
\\\\\\\__o this is an echidna. It is similar to the much-loved hedgehog
___\\\\\\\/____except that...um... well if you look closely you can see
that it has layed some eggs and um... it is not immune to snake
bites. That last is for the *really* observant.
\\\\\ A spiny tenrec. Also similar to the much-loved (but
\\\\\\\___o rarely buggered) hedgehog; but can be distinguished by
___\\\\\\\_-'____ (a) a more slender snout, and (b) being found in
Madagascar. Tenrecs don't lay eggs. Not sure how they
react to snakebite...
Bringing Spiny Tenrecs to the Common Folk, in a Special, Seasonal Offer...
Bargain basement prices [*] - and that's cutting me own throat...
[*] While stocks last.
The hoghedg (1 mad owner, goes by the name of Dali)
\/\
\\\\\\/ Surrealism, hedgehog. Hedgehog, surrealism
\ //\\/<o
\
Yer normal hedgehog:
////
//////__o
///////'/
Win 95 hedgehog:
/ / / /
/ / / / / / __ o
/ / / / / / / ' /
Mac hedgehog:
________
| |
| |o
|________|
Dave
The unix hedgehog:
\\\\\;\\\\\\\__o;\\\\\\\'/ (ground elements excluded)
/Anders/HAndy/aandy
For that last one think 'end-of-line-characters'...
I think I would prefer to use mice as input periphials rather
than hedghogs, because my hand would always get impaled on the spikes.
\\\\\
\\\\\\
\\\\\0> \=__=+>
. .: :,
Hedgehog. Flatmate. :)
$$$$$
$$$$$$$__o My hedgehog, he's called Bill [1]
$$$$$$$'/
[1] Legal Notice: The above refers to bill as in dollar bill, any
similarities to a Mr Bill Gates are purely coincidental.
Or the Aquatic Hedgehog?
0
\\\\\ 0 o
\\\\\\\\__o
___\\\\\\\\\P/___
Which was quickly improved upon...
Adrian.
--
\_____\\\\\_______________________________________________________
\ \\\\\\\__o <><
\__\\\\\\\'/___ ><>
\_______________<><___________________><>________
However, it was pointed out that Adrian was doing a great cruelty to his hedgehog and causing it to drown.
Adrian
--
\_______/\/\/\____________________________________________________
\ \\\\\\\__o -, <><
\_____\\\\\\\'_}========' ><>
\_______<><___________________________________><>
Well, he's getting there... Now if he can just get the snorkel above the surface...
_ _
_ _ \\\\\
~ _-_\\\\\\\__o
-- ~ ~ -_\\\\\\\/
\________\\\\\______||_________________""""""""___________________
\ \\\\\\\__o || <><
\_____\\\\\\\_}=="' ><>
\___><>___________________________________<><____
Much better - And note the exceedingly rare levitated hover-hedgehog
Now, most afpersons will have read postings by the one and only Emmet O'brien. We now present, for your entertainment and enlightenment, Emmet's contribution to the field of hedgehoggery...
-- ##
\\\\\ ### -------->eaobrien@ebi.ac.uk<-------------------------
\\\\\\\__o_# Bringing cannabis to the common hedgehog since 1994.
____\\\\\\\'/_________________________________________________________________
<sacredsuspenders>
-- ///////
//////// -------->eaobrien@ebi.ac.uk<-------------------------------
///////__o Bringing the Leningrad Cowboys look to Jimmy's .sig since 12:2
____///////'/_________________________________________________________________
<holyhugwar>
--
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\-------->eaobrien@ebi.ac.uk<-----------
\\\\\\\\\\\__o\\ The common hedgehog tends to get lost in the rain.
\\\\\\\\\\\'/\\\\________________________________________________
*cuddles*
-- (Emmet)
-----/,\\\\\\\--- Warning: Turning hedgehogs upside down can be hazardous
o--\\\\\\\ to their health.
\\\\\
Of course, Emmet has a little trouble when it comes to telling the difference between geography and hedgehography...
> _;
> / / /_
> '.Y /
> = */_ Perth
> "/___/
I thought we'd _done_ the surrealist hedgehog ?
Emmet
And no commentry on Emmet-Hedgehogs would be complete without Emmets patent applied for modifications to the standard battlefield hedgehog.
You thought Abslom X Z Greyhawk <bk3hargr@swansea.ac.uk> wrote:
> \\\\\\------\
> \\\\\\\\-----/
> \\\\\\\\\\\
> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\__o
> \\\\\\\\\\\ o/
> \\\\\\\\\\\-/
>Hows about this for a hedgehog, it is the quantum mutated battlefield
>hedgehog, evolved to survive on todays modern battlefield.
but if we slow the hedgehog down by a factor of 30, you see:
> \\\\\\------\`
> \\\\\\\\-----/
> \\\CUDDLE\\\
> \\\\\EMMET\\\\__o
> \\\\\\\\\\\ o/
> \\\\\\\\\\\-/
Be wary of subliminal messages in hedgehogs, people !
Emmet
Your hedgehog may have pets of its own...
--
. . .
. . . .. .
. . \\\\\ . --------->watha@anorankh.demon.co.uk<-----------
. \\\\\\\__o Fleaing the country since time immemorial.
____\\\\\\\'/__________________________________________________
<holyanorankhs>
Which can be got rid of by giving the hedgehog a bath.
--
John aka Greebo
@@@@@ Hilda Hedgehog
@@@@@@@__o with her curlers in
___@@@@@@@/_________________________________________
Or they may have megalomaniacal tendencies
-- ///////////////////////////// This hedge is ///////////////////////////// MINE,ALL MINE! ///// ///////////////////////////// \__ o__/////// __I__I__I__I__I__I__I__I__I_____________________\'///////____
And they also have an alarming tendency to grow up. You thought you had a cute little baby hedgehog and all too soon they turn into hulking great teenagers...
-- John aka Greebo \ \ \ /\/\\ \\\\\ \\\\\\\__o ///\\\\__o \\\\\\\__o \\\\\__o __\\\\\\\/u___////\\\\/_____\\\\\\\;/_____\\\\\\~/__ "Cars are "Cat food "Brilliant!" "C'mon Guys!" complete rights & bastards!" peace!" The Young Ones - The hedgehog years.
Obviously this one isn't a student (No student could afford that much food).
-- \\\\\
\\\\\\\\ -------->lee@roogna.demon.co.uk<-----------
\\\\\\\\\\ Bringing high protein diets to hedgehogs everywhere
\\\\\\\\\\--O
____\\\\\\\\\'/____________________________________________________
<divine deeleyboppers>
--
John aka Greebo
*==== Harrison Hedgehog in
**=====__o Patriot Games
___======='/_________________________________________
The Debbee McGee Hedgehog
_____ ___________
| \\| |\\\ |
| \\\| |\\\\__o |
|__\\\| |\\\\'/_____|
The Paul Daniels (alledgedly) Hedgehog
_\_\_
/\ \ \__o
___\ \ \'/___
Mark Burbidge
Note for Ammericans and other aliens... Paul Daniels is a short balding british magician and Debbie McGee is his scantily clad assistant.
i.e. all the stuff that was left at the end...
--
.-------------.~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~.-------------.
| \ \ \ | Bringing teleportation to | \ \ |
| \ \ \ \ _ | the common hedgehog since 1995 | \ \ \ _ o |
|___\_\_\_'___| adrian@suitcase.demon.co.uk |__\_\_\_\_/__|
--
Name :Ben Chalmers. \\\> Bringing <\\
Email:ben@bench.demon.co.uk \\\\> Damian <\\\__o
WWW :http://uptown.turnpike.net/B/benchal/Ben.html \\\\> Hirst <\\\'/
To the common Hedgehog
ооооо
ооооооо__o A Reghog [2]
ооооооо'/
[2] I hope this works, they are supposed to be (R) symbols
--
Toby Haynes |||||| Hedgehog for Christmas anyone?
Somewhere in Cambridge |||||||__o
|||||||"/
/Anders/HAndy/aandy [1]
---------------------------------------------------------------
______________ | Anders Henriksson
/ \ | d95has@dtek.chalmers.se
| | | Introducing the hedgehog garage in
| |_o | order to keep your hedgehog warm
| |/ | in cold weather.[2]
----------------------------------------------------------------
--
Thomas
_______________
/ \ The Oxford Hedgehog Sanctuary
'| ..... |' (Affiliated to the church of Jimmy Brokaw)
| .......__o |
+ __.......'/___+ Protecting hedgehogs from common folk since 1995
--
Gareth@thedrum.demon.co.uk ^o-o^ \\\\\\
***Cyberkoala*** ( O ) o__\\\\\\
Making peace between hegehogs \ '\\\\\\
And Koalas everywhere.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Well thats all folks, please mail me any interesting hedgehog sigs that I've missed.
This file will soon also be available from the pratchett archives at http://lspace-us.puntbow.net.au/ftp//words/misc/
-- Robert R. Collier | The Terry Pratchett Homepage | \\\\\ send subject rob@lspace.org | http://www.lspace.org/ | \\\\\\\__o | "get pgp" InterNIC RRC7 | <holyhorns> |__\\\\\\\'/__| for keys
13/08/97 by Leo Breebaart:
Eventually, the hedgehog signature fad died out, Jimmy Brokaw left a.f.p, and there were no ASCII hedgehog sightings on the newsgroup at all for more then a year.
Until, that is, Gideon Hallet suddenly started using the following sig:
(((( | Gideon_Hallett@3Com.com.========================|
o__))))) | - Bringing permed '70s-retro hedgehogs to the =|
__ \'((((( | common people since he got bored one afternoon.=|
If any more original hedgehogs appear, I will add them to this file. But Gideon's example notwithstanding I still fear that the a.f.p. ASCII hedgehog is an endangered species.
LB: 29/01/98
Endangered perhaps, but not extinct yet! It appears that hedgehogs can also survive *outside* the a.f.p. environment, as witnessed by this signature from a group called oxbridge.tat:
Jonathan David Amery, Trinity Hall, CAMBRIDGE, CB2 1TJ. ##### http://www.trinhall.cam.ac.uk/~jda23/home.html o__####### Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong. \'####### Knowledge=Power=Energy=Matter=Mass=>Books=Small Black Holes. - T.Pratchett ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
LB: 05/02/98
And another one, on a.f.p, even:
Remington Stone Join us in spreading the word of Jimmy!
A.T.A.F.O.T. Mail newbie@Lspace.Org for newbie info.
\\\\\\\__o ENTP, Purity=32.2, Aquarius
_____\\\%\\\'/___________________________________________
Gideon Hallett had a new hedgehog for the start of 1999. Alas, the poor beastie had fallen on hard times.
-- |===diogenes@freeuk.com.(XNFP)===================== \\\\ waaa! | | Given a little bit of thrust, most hedgehogs ___\\\\\\____o | | fly just fine. Landing, however... --===***>>X___\\\\\\^c/ |
Nils's hedghog wasn't too happy either.
-- "If you argue with a fool, | ///// Out now: 50 Safe Ways chances are he's just | //////// to Bugger a Hedgehog doing the same..." -anon. | <O //////\/ "It can be done!!!" * New to AFP? - Please take a look at http://www.lspace.org/ *
Then there was schism in the Church
--
\\\\\ Pope Dan (afpdan@dansmart.com)
\\\\\\\__o The Reformed Church of The Hedgehog
____\\\\\\\'/____ We sacked the Inquisition and hired Lawyers,
Private Eyes, and Spammers. Thanks L Ron. Sue the Heretic!
It's all downhill from here and James's hedgehog is next
_____________ | | | | | |\\|\\| | | |\\|\\|__|o | The criminal Hedgehog. | \|\\|\'| | |__|__|__|__|
The airline KLM shredded 440 squirrels because they didn't have passports.
--
kim@lspace.org Eek! |-----| . .
-- -- \\\\__. \\\\__. \\| K | ^.__.* `__;
Don't forget -- -_\\\\/____\\\\'o____\\| L |___/#&\____/%=\__
your passport... 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 | M | 0 0 0 0 0 0
--
| \\\\ //// "You want to *WHAT* with common people?"|
| \\\\\\__. .__////// diogenes@freeuk.com(XNFP)-bringing common |
|_\\\\\\'c___\'////// hedgehogs to the common people since 1999 |
Could this be a solution to the May '99 holy war between turtle and hedgehog worshippers?
Gid (a more starry-eyed pair I've never seen)
--
##### /?\/?\ .-====-. It's not true folks..
#######__o \ / *v*/ \____/ \ Hedgehogs and Turtles are not
########*/ \ / (___)_/____\__\_) Incompatible.. They have even
" " \/ /_// \\_\ Been known to fall in love!
Things improve and the hedgehogs have time for a little fun
Barry R. -- \\\\ This sig is well behaved. It starts <dash><dash><space><cr> ~ \\\\\\_o Inline | http://www.swordsinger.freeserve.co.uk/ ~ \\\\\'/ Skating | ___????___ Hedgehog.| "Jimmy!!! He's my Hero." - Jim Davison -- <<<< >>>>>>_o Punk __<<<<<'/__ Hedgehog Ookey -- <<<< Inline |Live your life with no regrets, love with all your heart, >>>>>>_o Skating |for we know not what's to come, so now's the time to start <<<<<'/ Punk |29/03/99 AFPurity 27% AFPetite and quite insane ;) ?????? Hedgehog|www.cadvision.com/woodrr & www.lacestudio.demon.co.uk -- \\\\ Jens Ayton, Fratello di Vetinari 36.3636363636364% insane \\\\\__, Bringing sarcastic one-liners to the common hedgehog since 1999 \\\\\/ PGP key: http://home4.swipnet.se/~w-49116/stuff/jens_ayton.pgp
Not much action in 2000
Melusine
--
\\\\ "You do it, I cant be buggered"|
\\\\\__, clanwilliam@bigfoot.com - Defending the|
\\\\\^c rights of apathetic hedgehogs since '00|
Greetings, Eelco
--
\www\ Abusing the common hedgehog for advertising since 00
\espace\__o
____\cx\\\\\'/____
--
edhogg@equus.demon.co.uk | Dragons Rescued | _////
http://www.equus.demon.co.uk/ | Maidens Slain | o_/o ///
For devilbunnies, Diplomacy, RPGs, | Quests P.O.A. | __\ ///__
Science-Fiction and other stuff | | <*>
--
Protected by their camouflage, the New International Militant Hedgehogs
__o __o __o __o (NIMH) Approach their Target
'/ '/ '/ '/ _____________________________________________________
*Daniel Goldsmith. Reply-to/Homepage in Headers*
///// (No, I'm a bloody echidna!)
._.)///// Meg Thornton (magpie@megabitch.tm)
\_///// Pardo's Postulate: anything you like is either
illegal, immoral, or fattening.
|==diogenes@freeuk.com=(XNFP)==================================|
| ,xxx__."...but it's *LOSSY!*" - bringing compressed |
|_XXX."c_____________hedgehogs to the common people since 2001 |
--
Vimes is Vetinari's Uncertainty Principle: | Barry R. B.F.
It's impossible to know where he is |-------------------
and what he's thinking at all times | Shy
http://www.detritus.co.uk/ | Hedgehog o
Three from Andrew Irish
///// Am I going the wrong way?
o__///////
_\'////////____
Join the Church of the Hedgehog and get a free blessing at no extra
cost. This eternity only!
\\\\ |_____ | Edgar wasn't feeling too well
\\\\\\__o \ / after his first sip.
__\\\\\\\x/____|___|
\\\\ ////
\\\\\\__o o__////// So, how exactly do we go about this then?
____\\\\\\\ '/__\'///////____
/\ O
/ +
O
(If you get my meaning!)
Daniel keeps his hedgehogs clean
--
\\\\\ \\\\\ ** Disinfecting Hedgehogs **
\\\\\\\ o \\\\\\\ o ** Against F&MD **
|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| ** Since March 2001 **
|____________________________| <danielgoldsmith>
Peter Ellis replies...
>
> \\\\\ \\\\\ ** Disinfecting Hedgehogs **
> \\\\\\\ o \\\\\\\ o ** Against F&MD **
>|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| ** Since March 2001 **
>|____________________________| <danielgoldsmith>
>
BANG!
> \\\\\ \\\\\ ** Disinfecting Hedgehogs **
> \\\*\\\ o \\\\\\\ o ** Against F&MD **
>|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| ** Since March 2001 **
>|____________________________| <danielgoldsmith>
BANG!
> \\\\\ \\\\\ ** Disinfecting Hedgehogs **
> \\\*\\\ o \\\*\\\ o ** Against F&MD **
>|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| ** Since March 2001 **
>|____________________________| <danielgoldsmith>
> //////,\ //////,\ ** Culling Daniel's **
> ///*///??o ///*///??o ** Hedgehogs **
>|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| ** Since Ten Minutes Ago **
>|___________________________| <Peter>
:,[ That's mean that is. (Also vv funny)
Well, what response can be made save for a subtle cannoning up
to allow the poor hhogs some level of response -
Daniel.
--
=x---------------------\_ ______________ **Equipping Hedgehogs**
=x---------------------/ | \\\\\\__o | ** With ICBMs In **
________|_________|________|__\\\\\\\'/__| ** Response to Peter **
ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo <danielgoldsmith>
Peter again...
Don't like the look of that, poor ickle hedgehog might catch something... > _/\__/\__/\__/\__/\___/??\ ** Better Safe ** > =x---------------------\_ \ ______________ ** Than Sorry ** > =x---------------------/ / | \\\\\\__o | ** (Ribbed For ** > ?\/??\/??\/??\/??\/???\__/ |__\\\\\\\'/__| ** Extra Pleasure) ** > ** <Peter> ** That's better. Peter "Oh, *that* gutter" Ellis
Back to Daniel
:] Don't like that at all at all. I mean, won't somebody please
think of the children! Mr. Peter Ellis (aka Gutter Ellis aka
Peter Purveyor of Filth) you have left me with very little option
other than to call in the most potent weapon in my armoury, you
really have no-one else to blame you know
| | \\\\\ *********
| \ \\\\\\\__o __ * *
/ /\ \__\\\\\\\'/__/\_\ * 20p *
/ \/ \ / / * *
K / *********
\_________________________/
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX <danielgoldsmith>
No one wanted to be near this hedgehog, it was the only new one in 2002
\\\\\ ---------->mattblissett at hotmail.com<-----------
\E=mc?\__o Nuclear hedgehogs to the uncommon folk since 2002.
__\\\\\\\'/____________________________________________________
<slowly yawns>
17 March 2004
That's all for now. If you think I've missed an
interesting specimens that should be in here, please mail me. James
Brokaw is back now, so who knows what will happen next?
Kimberley Verburg
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