Slice up your Life

From: Mags
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] CCDE Filk - Slice Up your life
Date: Tue, 1 Aug 2000 19:44:56 +0100

Some mad fool (I forget who) wanted the words to 'Slice Up Your Life!' which was performed (I use the term loosely, if not utterly inaccurately) on the Sunday afternoon in the main barn. Tragically, I was not even remotely drunk at the time (except on nerves) and can remember it all far far too clearly.

SLICE UP YOUR LIFE
(filk version of 'Spice Up Your Life written by Mags and Tina)

La la la la la la la la la, la la la lalalala
La la la la la la la la la, la la la lalalala

When you're feelin sad and low
down the Drum is where you gotta go,
eating drinking,everything is free,
when you are a female mercenary!

[chorus 1]
People of the Disc!
Slice up your life!
Every troll an' every dwarf!
Slice up your life!
Creatures of the Disc!
Slice up your life!
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

[chorus 2]
Stab 'em to the left
If you're havin a good time
Slash 'em to the right
if you know that you feel fine,
Kick 'em inna fork
Uh uh go to ground
[repeat chorus 2]

Hi ci ya just fight!

La la la la la la la la la, la la la lalalala
La la la la la la la la la, la la la lalalala

Met a man in Morpork town,
tried to put this lady down,
He forgot the golden rules,
lost his clothes and family jewels.

[repeat chorus 1 & 2]

A seamstress gets ardour,
but our life is harder,
We'll clean out their pockets,
then slice both their nuts off!

shaka shaka shaka haka!
shaka shaka shaka haka!
Arriba!

[repeat chorus 2 twice]
Hi ci ya! Just fight!

Mags

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