From: Elliott Grasett
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] WTF has happened on alt.fan.pratchett.bofh?
Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2001 19:06:13 -0400
If you log on to the bofh today,
You're in for a big surprise;
If you log on to the bofh today,
You'd better avert your eyes;
For every slut that ever there was
Has spread her legs for certain because
Today is the day
Pornographers have their picnic.Each pornographer who's been bad
Is getting his jollies now;
And seven thousand wenches sad
Reveal "split beaver" now;
On Usenet free, where all may see
They smirk, and play at bawdery;
And that is the way
Pornographers have their picnic.Picnic time for libertines,
The sodding libertines
Are having a nasty time today;
Cong'ries gross of naked queans,
In prurient and lewd display;
See them simulating lust,
If't don't disgust you,
Nothing in this world will;
At six o'clock the spamcops will get them
And take them off the net,
Because they've made all of us quite ill.If you log on to the bofh today
You're utterly on your own;
It's ludicrous on bofh today,
Far better to stay at home:
For every slut that ever there was
Has spread her legs for certain because
Today is the day
Pornographers have their picnic.
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