Author: Mark A. Cooper
Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett
Date: Sat, 4 Sep 1999
*whisper* I thought we'd stopped him?
*whisper* No, this little sod's still around - run!
*Spam Is There For You*
(to the tune of "I'll Be There For You" by the Rembrandts)
Nobody said the 'net was gonna be this way
OE's a joke - it's broke - and IE's D.O.A. ...
It's like your downloads run in second gear
When the "time remaining's" hours, or days, or months, or even a
year...
but...
Spam is there for you
Let the sh*t start to fall
Spam is there for you
There just like before
Spam is there for you
Do you swear? Yes, you do...
You can't get ping at ten; the server crashed at eight
You fried your modem - so far things are going great...
Bill Gates had warned you there'd be days like these,
But he never said that Microsoft would bring you down to your knees...
but...
Spam is there for you
Let the sh*t start to fall
Spam is there for you
There just like before
Spam is there for you
Do you swear? Yes, you do...
No one could ever see me, nobody ever knew me
But now so many spam me, and even ICQ me
And now my hard disk's thrashing - Blue Screen of Death, and crashing;
Who bought this PC for me?
This thing's the worst - what can I do?
Yeah!
It's like your downloads run in second gear
When the "time remaining's" hours, or days, or months, or even a
year...
but...
Spam is there for you
Let the sh*t start to fall
Spam is there for you
There just like before
Spam is there for you
Do you swear? Yes, you do...
Mark A. Cooper
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